i am too gay and beautiful to do math
a kanye west convention
I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
I only need the three C’s in life:
the only C’s you need are
My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.