inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

frontlawnfailure trashboat

breaking-dad:

Are you a 90 degree angle? because you look so right

breaking-dad urtube
who keeps making Step Up movies and why
beyoncebeytwice earthdad

gay8:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved distraction

notchicken:

Today in school this guy gave me a hug and unhooked my bra through my shirt and jacket with one hand and I’m honestly so impressed I wasn’t even mad

notchicken legalmexican
frickinsam sexuallyactivegrandma
corpsepose lordoftheswag
ruinedchildhood satans-bottom-bitch

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

happiest hotboyproblems
afraidof-reality laughcentre
xoblazinblasian:

suburban-ghetto:

You’re a serious savage bruh

Lmfao
suburban-ghetto taco-bell-rey

leiomano:

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

image

askmeaboutmyoldurl witchomo
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO
thesacredword deathbydaniel
Science side of tumblr why am i not getting head right now
validx2 allmonds