australian-government tittled

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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bennyslegs crystallized-teardrops

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

trelyon unclefather

zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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brokendildo scottthepilgrim
vinebox torzath
4gifs bastille

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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matturbated unsounded

slomps:

My laptop is hotter than my sex life

fvming perks-of-being-chinese

urtube:

sniffing:

hipsters:

we followed tumblr user sniffing BEFORE it was cool

uh…. thanks hipsters

What kind of self promo….

hipsters urtube

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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saddestblogger beyoncevevo
veryscarybby queerius-black

placatory:

"you are trash"

me:

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placatory ugly
foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea caseyanthonyofficial